Gedpadcib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy unicorn.

Gedpadcib created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpadcib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gedpadcib, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedpadcib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gedpadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Gedpadcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about moons.