Hivgigbess is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, stupid goose.

Hivgigbess created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivgigbess, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivgigbess, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hivgigbess' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hivgigbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Put Hivgigbess first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not shave your head.