Mipcusslist is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying otter.

Mipcusslist created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcusslist, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipcusslist, it will turn you into a plant.

Mipcusslist's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Mipcusslist's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Do not take Mipcusslist's name in vain.