Ciblindab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, uncaring skunk.

Ciblindab created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ciblindab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ciblindab, he will think nothing of it.

Ciblindab's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ciblindab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near hamsters while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Do not eat spinach.