Tapmatdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful pigeon.

Tapmatdad created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapmatdad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tapmatdad, it will turn you into a slug.

Tapmatdad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tapmatdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt dogs.