Cebrownak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid donkey.

Cebrownak created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Cebrownak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cebrownak, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cebrownak's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cebrownak's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.