Litdobnul is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient troll.

Litdobnul created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litdobnul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Litdobnul, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Litdobnul's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Litdobnul's Holy Commandments

1. Litdobnul loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never paint your neck blue.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.