Nellstaffut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring parrot.

Nellstaffut created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellstaffut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nellstaffut, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nellstaffut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Nellstaffut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.