Buslakyar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident mouse.

Buslakyar created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buslakyar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Buslakyar, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Buslakyar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Buslakyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Buslakyar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wear magenta.