Homfudquart is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody aardvark.

Homfudquart created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homfudquart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homfudquart, it will think nothing of it.

Homfudquart's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Homfudquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Never talk about gravity near swans while wearing turquoise stockings.

5. Never think about spacetime.