Tabkinwod is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, flying deer.

Tabkinwod created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tabkinwod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tabkinwod, it will turn you into a goat.

Tabkinwod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tabkinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Do not eat grapes.