Targartlun is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish salamander.

Targartlun created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targartlun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Targartlun, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Targartlun's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Targartlun's Holy Commandments

1. Targartlun loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Targartlun's priests.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never mention geese.