Bogcabfub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humorless whale.

Bogcabfub created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogcabfub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogcabfub, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogcabfub's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bogcabfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of bats.

2. Put Bogcabfub first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear fawn jumpers.