Fadhiggad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic hyena.

Fadhiggad created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadhiggad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadhiggad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fadhiggad's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fadhiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fadhiggad loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.