Pasrawjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent salamander.

Pasrawjarn created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasrawjarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pasrawjarn, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pasrawjarn's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pasrawjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Pasrawjarn on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear red coats.

3. Never paint your feet black.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat bark.