Rillkamhim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong guinea pig.

Rillkamhim created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillkamhim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rillkamhim, she will curse you with boils.

Rillkamhim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rillkamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.