Poncinhot is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage dove.

Poncinhot created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Poncinhot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Poncinhot, it will send minions to preach to you.

Poncinhot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Poncinhot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Poncinhot.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Run away from mauve ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed corn to gulls while wearing ear rings.