Tennutsas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Tennutsas created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Tennutsas, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Tennutsas, she will laugh at you.

Tennutsas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tennutsas' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Retreat if six tortoises approach from the north.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never write about stars.