Hogabbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humane bear.

Hogabbaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogabbaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogabbaf, she will not invite you to parties.

Hogabbaf's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hogabbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from cyan ants for they are unholy.