Bundubwotwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful jackal.

Bundubwotwip created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundubwotwip, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bundubwotwip, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bundubwotwip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bundubwotwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Bundubwotwip first in all things.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.