Arnhoglab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful lizard.

Arnhoglab created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnhoglab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arnhoglab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Arnhoglab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Arnhoglab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not eat lemons.