Nilquilldiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional mongoose.

Nilquilldiss created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilquilldiss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilquilldiss, he will turn you into a rat.

Nilquilldiss' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nilquilldiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of geese.

2. Always wear red.

3. Nilquilldiss loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nilquilldiss on top of all buildings.