Vadtitloop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, staggering bird.

Vadtitloop created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtitloop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vadtitloop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vadtitloop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vadtitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide if eight birds approach from the west.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing red shorts and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never wear boots.