Sadnilhun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, idiotic goblin.

Sadnilhun created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Sadnilhun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadnilhun, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sadnilhun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sadnilhun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sadnilhun first in all things.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Sadnilhun in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never wear shoes.