Flygov is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid wasp.

Flygov created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygov, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flygov, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flygov's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Flygov's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Flygov in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Never think about gravity near sheep while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing four iron spheres on your head.