Wodquartkop is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, charitable
badger.
Wodquartkop created dark matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodquartkop, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Wodquartkop, it will turn you into a plant.
Wodquartkop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Wodquartkop's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never hop in the presence of badgers.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Run away from indigo grasshopers, for they are unholy.
5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Wodquartkop on top of all buildings.