Flydubbim is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Flydubbim created water five million years ago.
If you believe in
Flydubbim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Flydubbim, she will turn you into a rat.
Flydubbim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Flydubbim's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flydubbim.
3. Always help birds in need.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Feed all hungry pigs.