Flydubbim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flydubbim created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Flydubbim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flydubbim, she will turn you into a rat.

Flydubbim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Flydubbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flydubbim.

3. Always help birds in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry pigs.