Listpophunlip is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy yak.

Listpophunlip created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listpophunlip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listpophunlip, it will cry a lot.

Listpophunlip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Listpophunlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing dresses.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Do not hurt snakes.