Listpophunlip is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy
yak.
Listpophunlip created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listpophunlip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Listpophunlip, it will cry a lot.
Listpophunlip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Listpophunlip's Holy Commandments1. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing dresses.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always look after injured foxes.
5. Do not hurt snakes.