Dandavapp is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless hydra.

Dandavapp created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dandavapp, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dandavapp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dandavapp's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dandavapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Never feed cucumbers to frogs while wearing gray scarves.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about bacteria.