Watbinbit is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful
armadillo.
Watbinbit created energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Watbinbit, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Watbinbit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Watbinbit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Watbinbit's Holy Commandments1. Never feed peas to grasshopers while wearing turquoise skirts.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watbinbit.
4. Never think about ultrasonics.
5. Never go into white rooms.