Komstancum Gupvigflab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, calm mouse.

Komstancum Gupvigflab created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komstancum Gupvigflab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Komstancum Gupvigflab, she will send you a sign.

Komstancum Gupvigflab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Komstancum Gupvigflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet trousers.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Komstancum Gupvigflab on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about planets.