Gutcapyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient snail.

Gutcapyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutcapyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gutcapyarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutcapyarl's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gutcapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gutcapyarl on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.