Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent coyote.

Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib, he will turn you into a frog.

Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cinbissham Limlittonk Quafqueegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never bounce near moths.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.