Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, kind butterfly.

Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat, he will remove you from existence.

Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capmanarpjigyak Sandlenlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.