Gardusszod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful shark.

Gardusszod created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardusszod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gardusszod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gardusszod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gardusszod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight bats approach from the north.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gardusszod.

4. Always obey Gardusszod's priests.

5. Never look at galaxies.