Quatyogfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous donkey.

Quatyogfat created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatyogfat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quatyogfat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quatyogfat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Quatyogfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.