Yakrulnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful parrot.

Yakrulnib created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrulnib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yakrulnib, she will be very unhappy.

Yakrulnib's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yakrulnib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Hide if five swans approach from the north.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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