Hoggidhin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering chinchilla.

Hoggidhin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoggidhin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hoggidhin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hoggidhin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hoggidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Hoggidhin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hoggidhin.

5. Pray towards the west.