Pasmipmad is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, all-powerful
monkey.
Pasmipmad created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Pasmipmad, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pasmipmad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Pasmipmad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Pasmipmad's Holy Commandments1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always look after injured horses.
3. Never talk about black holes.
4. Never talk about spacetime.
5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.