Lunfobsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful coyote.

Lunfobsaw created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunfobsaw, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lunfobsaw, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lunfobsaw's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Lunfobsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant white sculpture of Lunfobsaw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Lunfobsaw four times a day.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Lunfobsaw's name in vain.