Sis is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous spider.

Sis created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sis, she will not care at all.

Sis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sis' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sis.

2. Hide from cyan mice for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not listen to music.