Mitnarlnill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless snail.

Mitnarlnill created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnarlnill, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitnarlnill, he will destroy your home solar system.

Mitnarlnill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mitnarlnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Always obey Mitnarlnill's priests.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never feed apples to foxes while wearing magenta boots.
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