Cissatshav is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent sheep.

Cissatshav created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissatshav, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cissatshav, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cissatshav's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cissatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about dark energy near tortoises while wearing green hats.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Cissatshav in the centre of the settlement.