Tun is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid
dugong.
Tun created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Tun, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Tun, he will turn you into a sheep.
Tun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Tun's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tun in the centre of the settlement.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never hop in the presence of goats.
4. Always help horses.
5. Do not shave your neck.