Laggubcud is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, weak
butterfly.
Laggubcud created everything that exists six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Laggubcud, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Laggubcud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Laggubcud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Laggubcud's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.