Laggubcud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak butterfly.

Laggubcud created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggubcud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Laggubcud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Laggubcud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Laggubcud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not keep six tapirs in a large pit.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.