Butmisgub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable centipede.

Butmisgub created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Butmisgub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Butmisgub, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Butmisgub's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Butmisgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never talk about mites.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.