Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying armadillo.

Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flisdagsog Babloopril Budbissgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not jump in public.