Zedhapbig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid fox.

Zedhapbig created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedhapbig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedhapbig, she will cry a lot.

Zedhapbig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zedhapbig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing green boots and balancing four lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if five snails approach from the north.