Vegpangtonfat is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous
jellyfish.
Vegpangtonfat created matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Vegpangtonfat, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Vegpangtonfat, it will not care.
Vegpangtonfat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Vegpangtonfat's Holy Commandments1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Vegpangtonfat on top of important buildings.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegpangtonfat.
5. Vegpangtonfat loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.