Tigtonflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, thoughtless shark.

Tigtonflan created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigtonflan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tigtonflan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tigtonflan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tigtonflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tigtonflan three times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigtonflan.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.